Well, it's just majestic isn't it? BIG APPLE, 3AM and you're straight in. Well, this is actually Turtles in Time: Re-Shelled. You may be wondering why I have posted a picture of the inside of a toilet.
The original SNES game is what's worth discussing, and I'll take any excuse to do so.
It's ugly, slapdash garbage based on the inferior arcade version of the best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game ever made. But I don't like Turtles in Time: Re-Shelled. I try not to get like this, dear readers. Re-Shelled is bad in every possible way, and the fact it purports to be a remake of the glorious masterpiece Turtles in Time is grounds for the electric chair as far as I'm concerned. Though at least Rocket Knight is merely a bad Rocket Knight game as opposed to a bad game, period. It's one of the very few games to - admittedly pathetically - make me genuinely angry, alongside the likes of the point-missing, avowed waste of time that is Rocket Knight. I realise this is a very negative start to the post, but my loathing of this game is borderline comical in its extremity. See more of my work at Ĭrappy birthday to Ubisoft's piss-poor excuse for a remake, Turtles in Time: Re-Shelled.
